These little bits of nonsense were devised for my classes at the village school in Romania. I’m not trained to teach English as a foreign language, so concentrating on good pronounciation was the main thing. 0ne of the main difficulties with English, for Romanian speakers (Romanian is a phonetic language where every letter is pronounced and always in the same way), is the wild chaos of its pronounciation rules. These little exercises don’t make much logical sense, but they should help fix some of the stranger irregularities in students’ heads.