If that surprised you… you should get out more.
But I’m glad you’re here. Welcome to the pages and pages of scribbling and nonsense that have appeared under my name over the last twenty years. Surely not. But it’s longer than that I’ve been publishing prose and a few dreadful poems.
I’ll spare you the poems, for now. If you’re very naughty, you might have to read some later.
The pieces have been stuffed into divers pigeonholes to make it easier to sort the sleep from the coats – slide along the top menu bar to find things that appeal to you.